TALKING ABOUT DREAMS

- How was your week?
- Full of wild dreams.
- Like what?
- The other night there was a man in a pram.
- A man in a pram?
- Not a big one; I think it was a doll’s pram.
- So maybe that’s about you wanting control.
- He wasn’t my man in a pram; he was just there, talking. He was looking for a cake recipe that had fish in it.
- Definitely weird.
- Maybe I need to buy fish cakes!
- Were you pushing him?
- No.
- So how did he get there?
- He must’ve wheeled himself.
- Was he in a nappy?
- No, just a short man, filling a pram; wearing clothes and a beard.
- How do you work that one out?
- That a man would rather dominate a doll’s pram than use a wheelchair.